The Hazy Corn Field System

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About Us!

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- Undiagnosed but I wish I could be so I can at least know if I'm actually a system or I'm just talking to myself somehow. (unfortunately, because of our own anxiety and hatred / mistrust of people, as well as how our parents blatantly brushed off our cry for help about our possible ADHD and Autism, I doubt we're ever going to be able to get diagnosed)- OSDD of some kind, I believe. The fact that half of my childhood memories, memories of being in Alaska for 5 years (where I was horribly bullied, possibly my reason for splitting alters in the first place), and memories of our return to Vermont leads me to believe something horrid happened that I'm trying to forget... but what?- Fictive heavy. No one seems to front but me, the host, for some reason. Is that possible with OSDD? Though, I know damn well one of them took control after the January 2023 incident... /srs- Collectively any pronouns lol. I don't think any of my alters want anyone irl / close to us (family and such) to know about this... and I understand greatly, so we won’t use We/Us anywhere, except when talking to my Partner system about us. Body is also 21.- Collectively, we also just go by the host’s names or simply Hazy. Using our full System name is probably gonna be a rare occurrence since we all prefer less people know about this (at least people irl that I know), even our joking SFOTH name.- I do not know what our innerworld looks like as I’ve only ever blanked out and “come back to consciousness” randomly. When I observe my headmates, I see them in a vast liminal like field so… I guess that’s the innerworld?- We didn’t have a collective name or a system name, but I decided we probably deserve one even if we don’t use it often. We also probably won’t use emojis to indicate ourselves too often since… my headmates don’t seem interested in talking to anyone besides each other and me, or my girlfriend. In vent art, they will simply be shown via colors. Messages left by them or that they told me to write will have the indicator though lol.- ADHD, Autistic, Anxiety (horribly destructive Social Anxiety), Depression, Some kind of OCD, Dyslexia, and definitely Insomnia. Not diagnosed for any of these but the damn proof is there /srs- All of us are some kind of queer lmao. “It’s just in our nature to be queer lmao” - 🌽- I AM TAKEN BY ANOTHER SYSTEM (possibly, she’s not diagnosed either), our lovely partner. None of our alters are single so don’t ask (except for Chandler but you do not want him anyways /srs)

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The List of Goobs

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Doodle by our partner system lol >

Hazy + all names he uses
Host // Bigender… (Any but It/It’s) // Nebularoace Berrisexual // 21 Year old, ages with body
Either 🌗 or I'll just say "- Host"
I'm genuinely tweaking. Lowkey an entity.Chandler
Persecutor (possibly the OG Host) // Agender (He/They/It) // Panromantic Asexual // 18 Years old
🐺 for Indicator
Rude but I think he’s trying to recover and be better. He wasn’t the nicest of people in the beginning and we all didn’t really fuck with him for that reason, but I think he’s now trying to become better and we all appreciate that. Still an asshole though.Bambi
Co-Host // Male (He/Him) // Gay Asexual // 36 Years old
🌽 for Indicator
He's awesome, he has always been by my side the second he formed, I think he believes it’s his job to protect me now. He talks to me every now and then to help keep me from feeling lonely if our partner system isn't around at the time.Miriam
Caretaker and Non-Human // Female (She/Her) // Bisexual // Adult
🐾 for Indicator
Probably the coolest person in this system. Genuinely so kind and caring, she be doing everything important for the system if I can’t to it.Shadow Milk (Cookie)
Gatekeeper I think // Male (He/Him but also It/Its maybe) // Gay // Really fucking old lol
🎪 or 🔵🍪 for Indicator
Idk how this man got here or why he's even here, but he's staying because I like him and he's awesome. He just be making jokes and shit lmao.
Also, I thought he looked like Shadow Milk Cookie but now he just looks like a vaguely humanoid jester fella now… Guess he lost his cookie nature.1x / Tesseract
Manager (Kinda) // Genderfluid (He/Him mainly but it really just depends) // Gay // We don’t know his age bro, but adult ofc
💚⚔️ together for Indicator
Genuinely a angry grumpy ass dude but at the same time he’s a good helper? Like, he gets mad at me for watching dumb TikTok’s then reminds me to drink water like?Joke Water Bambi / JWB
Likely a Soother, possible Emotion Holder? (for my anger for change specifically) // Agender (He/They) // Bro doesn’t understand orientation yet // 5 years old, he’s a Little
🌽💧for Indicator… if he talks
Lowkey don’t now why this cutie is here but he genuinely just seems to want to scream and say gibberish. Bambi and Miriam look after him.
Yes, it’s Joke Water Bambi from DNBU, that Roblox Game. Whoever made JWB, my fault for splitting an alter of him, I can’t control that though.Shedletsky
Stress Holder(?), possibly Socializer too // Male (He/Him) // Bisexual // 40 something Years old
🍗 for Indicator
Blud just had to exist for no reason at all. I genuinely don’t know why he’s here but whatever. Genuinely finna get us fakeclaimed. He’d also probably my most active alter as of now bruh.1x4 / 1x1x1x1
Another Protector // Genderfluid (Any Pronouns mostly) // Probably gay? // Adult lmao
Just 💚 alone for Indicator
There’s another 1x but this one is honestly very nice as far as I’ve seen. She also had the betrayed hair lol. I think he tried to fight the other 1x bruh.Expunged
All he does is troll me in front // Genderfluid (He/They/It) // Most likely gay, I think // hella old
🍅 or ❤️ for Indicator
As far as I know, he doesn’t seem too much like his source self, more relaxed and silly, but still fat lol. All that he’s done is just troll me whenever he’s in co-front… or steal my food. Biggie.Bandu
Caretaker most likely // Transgender Man (He/Him) // Pansexual // Hella old but mentally not
🍏 for indicator
My parents argued too much while I was listening to music and now there’s a sugar consumer in here. Chill as all hell and he just got here lol.Firey
Idk yet // Male (He/Him // Probably Bisexual // Adult
🔥 for Indicator
This is what I get for watching BFDIA while stressing over a painful headache. Now I gotta deal with this guy /posLeafy
Isk yet // Female (She/Her) // Probably Bisexual // Adult
🍃 for Indicator
Same thing for Firey. Of course her knife throwing ahh would show up with Firey, they never are apart, even as parts of my brain.There was two others but I think they fused because they never found their purpose. Either that, or they’re dormant for now. Hope they come back 🩵🥤
I think there’s another one bruh

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Our Sys Names

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Just for documentation and such lol. We be forgetting stuff way too easily man, this helps lmao.

- At first we started off with no system / collective name since… the host was still questioning things.- When Shadow Milk formed, he instantly took hold of system stuff and wanted to have us named as the Jester’s Collective, which we went by for some time lol.- Eventually, the host got his brains back and chose a more fitting name, Stardust Castle; it was because we like space and stuff.- Then we stopped using a collective name for some time cuz we thought we were faking again Oop lmao.- Eventually we decided on Hazy Corn Field, for I liked the name Hazy and wanted to incorporate it into this part of myself.- Then Shed arrived and gave us our joking SFOTH name. I also chose a secondary name, Hazy Drifted Dreamland.- And with my returning fixation on Dave and Bambi, Hazy and Bambi chose Bambi’s Corn Field. DNB is a part of our lives, might as well be a part of this too.So basically, our name is…
The Hazy Corn Field System
Bambi’s Corn Field System
Hazy Drifted Dreamland System
Or just HazyAs well as Sword Fight on the Heights (for Front) as a joke lmao